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I'm Josephine.

I've had this journal for awhile and am only just getting actively involved in LJ. If I think you look cool, I might add you. Add me back if you like, or don't. :)

A guy tried to offer me a tailormade smoke the other day. Said he hadn't ever seen a girl smoking rollies before. If you haven't seen a girl smoking rollies before, I'll wager a bet that you haven't seen a girl do most of the things I do.

I pride myself on being pretty fuckin fun.. and not fun in the "let's all get wasted and shoot the shit" way.. I actually am pretty sure I am not that much fun when I'm sitting and drinking. Only if it involves other things like hiking, or floating a raft down the river, or camping, or swinging, or going on 3am adventures to pick up a wasted friend at a cabin on a lake that I sort of remember how to get to, or inflating a blow up canoe and launching it in sea water, or train surfing.
I like to do all of those things, I can pee standing up, and I can break up a fight between two very large ex-convicts. I do these things weekly.

If you have a complex where you always have to outdo "the girl," then I'm not someone you would like.

I am all about people who will fuckin call me back at some point if I call you, and I will often call you at odd hours wanting to do something that sounds crazy but also sounds REALLY fucking fun. I like to sit in my kitchen in a sports bra and yoga pants and roll cigarettes and eat otter pops.

I have really decided that my time is too precious to be wasted on people who don't care to call me back ever, don't return text messages, are too drunk to drive.
I am a good friend, and I expect the same from you.

I hate cats. I love well trained dogs. I like to train dogs. I probably want to train your dog not to beg for food, but I'm too nice to tell you that.

And really I'm not that "nice." I can be the bigger asshole if you're an asshole. I can snap your neck with my words if I think you're worth it. I am loyal to a fault. I will not fuck your boyfriend unless you fucked mine first. I take care of my friends. When some large German man is trying to take you home, but I know that you are too drunk to make that decision, I will carry you away from him and go back to give him a piece of my mind if he has a problem with that.

I don't fuck around.
I need a lot of alone time.
I contradict myself all the time. I am independently and collectively indecisive.


My rapid cycling moods will whip you into a tizzy.
I'm a little hard to follow.
It is possible for me to, at any moment, rush head first into a manic episode that would make your back-woods relatives look sane.
Please, whatever you do, DON'T TRY TO CONTROL ME.
I don't want to have a plan and I don't want to make you dinner, and I most certainly do NOT want to have to call you everyday.
Please try to understand that you cannot tame me forever.